Headlines That Shouldn't Be True But Are

Ed here: I have a political blog. I file new Weird headlines four or five days a week. Thought I'd try them here. And they are true.

5 August



Dog That Walked 30 Miles Just To Get Rejected By Owner Now Getting 5-Star Treatment And New Home

Found in University Basement: 250 Corpses

 Cop Jumps Off Bridge to Avoid Being Hit by Own Car

 Cops: Man Tried to Have Sex With ATM

Teens Break Into Home, Bake Pot Brownies: Cops

Religious scholar Reza Aslan destroys ‘charlatan’ Joel Osteen: Jesus
hated wealth

Michele Bachmann: Tax immigrants at 100% to stop them from sending
money to families

Louisiana church posts video of standing ovation for priest after child
sex accusations

Ohio judge brutally beats wife; police find 2,300 rounds, semi-auto
rifles, sword, smoke grenades

NYC police union chief denies officers used choke hold on man who died

Religious scholar Reza Aslan destroys ‘charlatan’ Joel Osteen: Jesus
hated wealth

Michele Bachmann: Tax immigrants at 100% to stop them from sending
money to families

Florida cop fired for taunting hungry inmate with french fries, then
threatening to Tase him

Appeals court: Forcing kids to do chores is not child slavery, even if
abuse involved

 Sex Toy Stuck In Woman's Vagina For 10 YEARS


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