Headlines that shouldn't be true but are

Women Stoned To Death In Syria For Adultery

Gene Simmons: Immigrants Needs To 'Learn Goddamn English'
(the rock intellectual version of Ted Nugent--Kiss sucks!)

Activists swarm SB1070 ‘racial’ citizenship check in Tucson, crawl
under Border Patrol SUV

Okla. church lets convicted rapist attend kid’s event because ‘God can
change people’

Ohio strippers take topless protest to church that harassed them as
‘whores, tramps’ for nine years

Sarah Silverman and John Oliver hammer payday loan industry
‘motherf*ckers’
(two of the smartest and funniest people on the planet)

Christian talker: ‘Marxist’ Lincoln enslaved us all by ending Southern
slavery

‘Obsessed’ mom sent nude photos of her teen daughters to their dance
instructor

DIVINE IMPEACHMENT
Pat Robertson discusses plan to impeach Obama over Iraq: ‘Intervene,
Lord! Send the angels!’

HATERS GET OWNED
NC Klan rally drowned out by protesters who ‘always wanted to talk
trash to a grand dragon’

SANDWICH NAZI
NC woman upset to find Nazi swastika burned into bun of her McDonald’s
chicken sandwich

Police: Auto racer Tony Stewart showed ‘no criminal behavior’ in fatal
run-in with driver
(I have serious doubts about his innocence--three other drivers avoided
the victim with no trouble)

No basics for life: Gaza homes ‘uninhabitable’ as tens of thousands
come back to rubble

15-year-old Utah girl sunbathing in driveway killed by older sister in
truck

New York police to Times Square tourists: Call 911 if a superhero
pesters you

NEW YORK (Reuters) – New York police have begun handing out fliers…

The families of thousands of civilians killed by American forces in
Afghanistan have been left without justice or compensation, Amnesty…

Fox News host labels Robin Williams ‘such a coward’ over alleged suicide

Conan O’Brien breaks the news of Robin Williams’ death to his audience

Texas ‘sovereign citizen’ sets dumpster fire, reports self missing to
set up police ambush

Headlines that shouldn't be true but are