Headlines that shouldn't be true but are

NM woman tried to poison roommates after they caught her having sex
with dogs: police

Chicago police officer charged with sexually assaulting fellow cop’s
9-year-old daughter

4 Unarmed Black Men Have Been Killed By Police in the Last Month

Texas Pays "Thoroughly Discredited" Expert $42,000 to Defend
Anti-Abortion Law

The Latest Court Case Didn’t End the NCAA As We Know It. The Next One
Might.

Texas ‘sovereign citizen’ describes ambush on cops: ‘This is a
get-out-the-vote campaign’

Rich People Find Being Rich Pretty Exhausting
(they actually tell reporter mansions are hard to take care of)

Director Rob Reiner compares the Tea Party ‘stranglehold’ on Congress
to Hamas

Eat More Safely With Food Finger Condoms

Man Dies After Vibrator Gets Stuck In Rectum

Arizona cops fatally shoot hammer-wielding woman during mental health
pickup

Charges possible after Atlanta 3-year-old shoots himself in face with
unattended gun

Scientist discovers new language spoken by plants

Drillers are illegally using diesel fuel to frack, doctoring records to
hide violations: report

Junior high sex education book featuring bondage pulled after outcry
from Calif. parents

Mini Golf as Career?