Headlines that shouldn't be true but are

William Lopez Spends 2 Decades In Prison On Wrongful Conviction, Dies
After Release


NYC mailman hoarded 40,000 pieces of undelivered mail...
(Newman!)

Postal Service wants to deliver -- groceries...

UPS worker steals $160K diamond, trades for $20 of pot...

Six billionaires who moved to a neighborhood and ruined it

AP History: CO school board member proposing 'patriotic' curriculum was
following TX example

PA police officers burst into home, arrest woman for filming them with
cellphone

NM cop threatened to shoot ‘f*cking lunatic’ in the penis 2 hours
before killing him

John Oliver presents: The enduring influence of Ayn Rand, ‘selfish
*sshole’

Ingraham loses it after Bush aide says Reagan’s attorney general worse
than Holder

Louisiana church fears gay wedding ceremonies so it boots AA just to be
safe

Man shot through neighbor's window because he didn't know another way
to unload gun

11-month old killed by foster mother was taken away from parents
because of pot use

Semi driver admits he was 'distracted' before Oklahoma crash killed 4
softball players

Instagram reportedly blocked in China and Hong Kong amid protests




Maher blasts GOP anger over coffee salute: 'You know that Bush did it
with a dog, right?'

Bill Maher : A cop’s job isn’t that dangerous — police need to stop
‘going mental for no reason’

The grim story of the Snowy Mountains’ cannibal horses

The same week the US goes to war with one, NYT’s Douthat asks, where
are the cults?

‘Wire’ creator David Simon: Corporations ‘the cancer’ that are slowly
killing American middle-class

SNL mocks NFL’s response to domestic violence scandals: ‘We fight
women!’

Rick Santorum slams Muslims: ‘You don’t see Baptist ministers going on
jihad’

Tucker Carlson rants about poor people who litter : Death penalty
‘probably’ too harsh

Fox host tells Ben Carson: You as president is like a lawmaker doing
brain surgery

Cons only miss one point in 'American Psycho' author's 'Generation
Wuss' essay -- the crucial one

Five ways the superintelligence revolution might happen

Watch: FL County Commissioner walks out to avoid hearing pagan’s
‘satanic’ invocation

Arrested Catholic Archbishop’s computer contained over 100,000 images
of children

The quiet Great Train Robber reveals identity of the gang’s mystery
insider

 Neil deGrasse Tyson to play super-intelligent pig on Disney’s ‘Gravity
Falls’

Rochester researchers’ ‘invisibility cloak’ cost just $1,000 to make

O politician loves hip-hop and weed — combining both in ad ‘The Trap’
feat. Wyclef Jean

Bill Maher mocks Fox and Ted Cruz for complaining about ‘badass’ Eric
Holder

Sarah Palin: Christian conservatives are ‘the most slandered group in
America’

Pamphlet shows parents how to teach kids about homosexuality without
turning them gay

John Fugelsang Twitter trolls Limbaugh fans by strafing them with
Rush’s racist quotes

10,121-foot Mount Ontake volcano erupts in central Japan — eight
injured, hikers stranded

‘Daily Show’ Native guest says Washington football fans threatened him
at game

Chelsea Clinton gives birth to daughter Charlotte

SNAP: Woman Mysteriously Dies After Ripping Clothes Off, Running Wild
In Liquor Store...

Man dies after crashing stolen car into church...
(that'll learn im)

Man Fires Into Neighbor's Home, Says He Was Just Unloading His Gun: Cops
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House Sitter Accused Of Stealing $100,000 Of Jewelry From Co-worker

Student Passes Out Pot-Laced Lollipops To Classmates: Cops

Police Officer Believes Ghost Is Haunting Station (VIDEO)

Cops: Lazy Suspect Tooled Around Store On Scooter Before Robbery

Hey, Wanna Buy An Amputated Leg In A Lamp?

Man Found With 51 Turtles Beneath Clothing: Cops

Donkeys Reunited At Polish Zoo After Sex Scandal

Man Hits Literal Jackpot To Pay Fine Moments Before Cops Set To Arrest
Him

This Woman Drove 12 Blocks With A Cop On Her Car

Women Find Python In Trunk Of Rental Car

Restaurant Selling Sex Toys With Burgers