headlines that shouldn't be true hut are

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Elections a ‘more meaningful measure’ if voters must pass a test

(u think most tea baggers could past a test? she sure as hell couldn't. 61% of mericans could not name the three branches of govt))

Witnesses: Officer stepped back, gunned down California man outside liquor store

Rush Limbaugh’s black sidekick, Snerdley: Segregation was the ‘good old days’

‘It belongs to God!’: Pat Robertson rebukes viewer who wants churches to pay taxes

(he above all should be taxed -- hi show is political not religious)

Free weed to military veterans: Colorado event draws 700, and some grumbling

Fox News explains why contraception is bad and tobacco is good: Because men, that’s why.(only Fucker Tarlson could come up with this)

Swedish man acquitted of rape charges after court accepts 'sexsomnia' defense

(this is like the allfluenza defense)i' 

Florida Man Allegedly Threatened To Shoot Drive-Thru Employee Over Burger

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Man Pretended To Be Police Officer For More Than 20 Years, Authorities Say

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French Woman Spends $50,000 To Become Real-life Sex Doll

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Mysterious 'Fireball' Was Actually Russian Spy Satellite, Experts Say

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The Dream Comes True: Pot-infused Pizza Sauce Comes To Marijuana Dispensaries

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Dem Candidate Responds To Strip Club Incident

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NSFW: This Is What Sex Looks Like Inside An MRI Scanner

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Maybe Proposing In A Paddle Boat Wasn't The Best Idea

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This Man's Record-Setting Turban Weighs More Than A Child

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Pit Bull Puppy Branded With F-Word Gets Cosmetic Surgery

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'Luke, I Am Your Father, Motherf**ker'

‘It belongs to God!’: Pat Robertson rebukes viewer who wants churches to pay taxes  (his show is political not religious  tax the fuck out of him) Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Elections a ‘more meaningful measure’ if voters must pass a test 4chan to Emma Watson: You speak out on gender equality, we release nude photos Rick Perry: Joan Rivers might still be alive if NYC had strict Texas abortion law Witnesses: Officer stepped back, gunned down California man outside liquor store Shady Wisconsin militia ‘targets’ Dem voters for arrest on open warrants in black districts GOP nominee hires then fires new aide within hours after seeing 'n*gger,' 'F*cking Jews' tweets Wesleyan, accused of harboring 'Rape Factory,' orders frats to admit women Scientists 'hack' tobacco plants to produce much higher yield -- still working on food Gun lovers parade with firearms to protest arrest of black open-carry activist