Tuesday, March 31, 2009


I stumbled across this. It's a low class blooper reel but having worked in local tv while I was in college these kinds of screw-ups were all too familiar. I'm posting the headlines--to see the video go here. http://manofest.com/index.php?option=com_myblog&show=THE-10-FUNNIEST-FREUDIAN-SLIPS-IN-TV-HISTORY.html&Itemid=1


Life is pretty much an unfiltered version of the truth. Nobody ever really says what's really on their mind which is why most people are boring. The truth is that we're all disgusting and perverted bastards deep down and the people who succeed in life are the people who aren't afraid to hide it. What you need to remember is that it's the really quiet people that you have to keep your eye on. They have the weirdest thoughts going on inside their noggins and they own samurai swords. On the other hand, they're probably really good in bed and they know how to make delicious strawberry jam.

#10 A New Way To Cut Your Heating Costs? - The lady has a point. If you do that more frequently it does create more heat.

#9 Cute News Anchor Likes A Different Kind Of Ice Cream - Because the best Freudian slips are the one's said by a hot girls.

#8 Winning Basketball Games Lead To Good Things ... In Bed - This kind of makes me wonder whether there is such a thing as coach groupies. Older ladies who hunger for the not so younger.

#7 Quiz Nation Host Likes Clean Shaven Men - And twenty bucks says she has no idea what "tea bagging" means.

#6 Match Game Slip Of The Tongue - When a man meets a woman for the first time, the first thing he does is try to imagine what her boobs look like. Then he works on trying to remember her name.

#5 Jane Skinner Has Something On Her Mind - Yes it's true, everyone who works at Fox News only has sex in the missionary position.

#4 Fox Sports Sideline Reporter Is A Naughty Girl - Sadly, this is one of the finest moments in the history of the Los Angeles Clippers franchise.

#3 George Bush Sr. Mixes Business With Pleasure - Don't freak out Republicans, I'm sure George probably lets Barbara Bush watch.

#2 Shepard Smith Secretly Loves J-Lo - So Shepard likes girls with big booties. There's no shame in that.

#1 News Anchor Has Blind/Gay Confusion - The most inexplicable Freudian slip in the history of Freudian slips.

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