Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Snake Dies of Silicone Poisoning After Biting Model's Fake Breast

(How did Bill Crider miss this one? :)

Snake Dies of Silicone Poisoning After Biting Model's Fake Breast (The Daily Beast)
Mar 14, 2011 – 4:10 PM


Steven Hoffer
Contributor
It was another trip to the Garden of Eden cut short for one legless reptile.

Israeli model Orit Fox was attempting to lick a snake during a publicity stunt for radio DJ Shmulik Tayar when the lucky serpent, presumably aroused, lunged forward and bit Fox's fake breast, sending witnesses into a frenzy.

Fox, who is rumored to have the largest bosom in all of Israel, was hurried to a hospital outside Jerusalem where she received a tetanus shot and was later discharged.

As for the snake, puckering up with a supermodel proved to be the kiss of death. The creature succumbed to silicone poisoning shortly after the incident.

3 comments:

Todd Mason said...

I still don't believe the snake was poisoned by silicone, rather than otherwise "put down" by handlers.

Bill Crider said...

Hey, I got that one. I think.

Matt Paust said...

Payback of biblical proportions. intro