Thursday, January 14, 2010

Gossip headlines

Ed here: I got a funny e mail this morning asking if I ever planned to do gossip headlines again. Okey-dokey. These are from the Huffington Post's Entertainment section today.

Lindsay Lohan Forgets Her Bra

Katy Perry Is Menstruating, Not Pregnant

Madonna's Boyfriend Flashes Pubic Hair, Talks Career

Why Kiefer Wore A Dress On Letterman

Gwyneth: My Brain Drives Me Mental

Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester Acts Like A Brat At Restaurant

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina

Jessica Alba Loves Her Cellulite, Saggy Boobs

Channing Tatum Describes His Gruesome Penis Burn


Ed here: Hard to pick a favorite but I'd probably go with the bedazzled vagina

8 comments:

Todd Mason said...

Thank goodness the POST is keeping us all abreast of all that is Truly Important. Particularly apparently in re: Lohan.

David Cranmer said...

Gwyneth: My Brain Drives Me Mental is my fave.

Ed Gorman said...

I was tempted to choose old Gwenyth's too, David. She's always struck me as a bit dumb. Unlike her beautiful brilliant mother Blythe Danner.

Ed Gorman said...

I was tempted to choose old Gwenyth's too, David. She's always struck me as a bit dumb. Unlike her beautiful brilliant mother Blythe Danner.

Laurie said...

I don't know - thinking about Madonna's boyfriend flashing his pubic hair and talking career is an unforgettable visual. Too bad she broke up with Alex Rodriquez.

Todd Mason said...

Laurie--the two aren't too far apart, probably.

Ms. Paltrow seems, on the strength of the series SPAIN: ON THE ROAD AGAIN, a bit more flighty than dim.

Here, btw, is the "brilliant" new NBC sked:

Check out the full schedule below.

Mondays
8-9 p.m. — Chuck
9-10 p.m. — Trauma (beginning March 8)
10-11 p.m. — Law & Order (returns March 1 with two-hour episode, 9-11 p.m. (ET); resumes in regular time slot March 8)

Tuesdays
8-10 p.m. — The Biggest Loser
10-11 p.m. — Parenthood (premieres March 2)

Wednesdays
8-9 p.m. — Mercy
9-10 p.m. — Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (encores beginning March 3)
10-11 p.m. — Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (originals beginning March 3)

Thursdays
8-8:30 p.m. — Community
8:30-9 p.m. — Parks and Recreation
9-9:30 p.m. — The Office
9:30-10 p.m. — 30 Rock
10-11 p.m. — The Marriage Ref (premieres March 4; sneak preview February 28)

Fridays
8-9 p.m. — Who Do You Think You Are? (premieres March 5; Friday Night Lights returns on April 30)
9-11 p.m. — Dateline NBC (begins March 5)

Saturdays (all beginning March 6; all repeats)
8-9 p.m. — The Biggest Loser
9-10 p.m. — Law & Order
10-11 p.m. — "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

Sundays (all beginning March 14)
7-8 p.m. — Dateline NBC
8-9 p.m. — Minute to Win It
9-11 p.m. — The Celebrity Apprentice

Matt said...

This isn't frivolous! Love Hewitt raises a critical point. Once you've had a bedazzled vagina? You can never go back.

After the glitz and the glam of the clitz and the clam, can you even fathom returning to a pair of dull, drab drapes?

No, sir. You cannot.

But since I have no vajay, I use The Crimper on my scroat hair...

Old GP said...

As a physician I wonder if this is an anatomical vagina, or a merkinless view of the whole area frequently called a vagina, when in truth it is not?