Ed here: I got a funny e mail this morning asking if I ever planned to do gossip headlines again. Okey-dokey. These are from the Huffington Post's Entertainment section today.
Lindsay Lohan Forgets Her Bra
Katy Perry Is Menstruating, Not Pregnant
Madonna's Boyfriend Flashes Pubic Hair, Talks Career
Why Kiefer Wore A Dress On Letterman
Gwyneth: My Brain Drives Me Mental
Gossip Girl's Leighton Meester Acts Like A Brat At Restaurant
Jennifer Love Hewitt Bedazzled Her Vagina
Jessica Alba Loves Her Cellulite, Saggy Boobs
Channing Tatum Describes His Gruesome Penis Burn
Ed here: Hard to pick a favorite but I'd probably go with the bedazzled vagina
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Thank goodness the POST is keeping us all abreast of all that is Truly Important. Particularly apparently in re: Lohan.
Gwyneth: My Brain Drives Me Mental is my fave.
I was tempted to choose old Gwenyth's too, David. She's always struck me as a bit dumb. Unlike her beautiful brilliant mother Blythe Danner.
I was tempted to choose old Gwenyth's too, David. She's always struck me as a bit dumb. Unlike her beautiful brilliant mother Blythe Danner.
I don't know - thinking about Madonna's boyfriend flashing his pubic hair and talking career is an unforgettable visual. Too bad she broke up with Alex Rodriquez.
Laurie--the two aren't too far apart, probably.
Ms. Paltrow seems, on the strength of the series SPAIN: ON THE ROAD AGAIN, a bit more flighty than dim.
Here, btw, is the "brilliant" new NBC sked:
Check out the full schedule below.
Mondays
8-9 p.m. — Chuck
9-10 p.m. — Trauma (beginning March 8)
10-11 p.m. — Law & Order (returns March 1 with two-hour episode, 9-11 p.m. (ET); resumes in regular time slot March 8)
Tuesdays
8-10 p.m. — The Biggest Loser
10-11 p.m. — Parenthood (premieres March 2)
Wednesdays
8-9 p.m. — Mercy
9-10 p.m. — Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (encores beginning March 3)
10-11 p.m. — Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (originals beginning March 3)
Thursdays
8-8:30 p.m. — Community
8:30-9 p.m. — Parks and Recreation
9-9:30 p.m. — The Office
9:30-10 p.m. — 30 Rock
10-11 p.m. — The Marriage Ref (premieres March 4; sneak preview February 28)
Fridays
8-9 p.m. — Who Do You Think You Are? (premieres March 5; Friday Night Lights returns on April 30)
9-11 p.m. — Dateline NBC (begins March 5)
Saturdays (all beginning March 6; all repeats)
8-9 p.m. — The Biggest Loser
9-10 p.m. — Law & Order
10-11 p.m. — "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Sundays (all beginning March 14)
7-8 p.m. — Dateline NBC
8-9 p.m. — Minute to Win It
9-11 p.m. — The Celebrity Apprentice
This isn't frivolous! Love Hewitt raises a critical point. Once you've had a bedazzled vagina? You can never go back.
After the glitz and the glam of the clitz and the clam, can you even fathom returning to a pair of dull, drab drapes?
No, sir. You cannot.
But since I have no vajay, I use The Crimper on my scroat hair...
As a physician I wonder if this is an anatomical vagina, or a merkinless view of the whole area frequently called a vagina, when in truth it is not?
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