Tuesday, February 03, 2009

You can't make this stuff up


The Huffington PostFebruary 3, 2009

Joe The Plumber To Talk Strategy With Luckless Conservatives

February 3, 2009 10:02 AM

by Jason Linkins

Gah, this guy again. Samuel J. "Joe the 'Plumber'" Wurzelbacher, freshly returned from bankrupting Pajamas Media with his "I Don't Know, Maybe Journalists Should Shut Up, Or Something" tour of Israel, is now going to be meeting with the Conservative Working Group, making working for the Conservative Working Group the worst possible job anyone could have this week.

Hilariously, the people who serve on the Conservative Working Group don't seem to want to do much Conservative Working, since Joe's appearance is billed as an incentive to keep everyone from sleeping in:

If nothing else, GOP aides are using the appearance to get staffers to attend the 9 a.m meeting.

"In case you weren't planning to attend CWG tomorrow morning, you might want to reconsider because Joe the Plumber will be joining us!" Kimberly Wallner, an aide to South Carolina Sen. Jim DeMint, wrote in a message to her e-mail list this afternoon.

Anyway, we are told that Joe is not a "fan of the economic rescue package," so, woo: there's some real high-wire opinioneering, right there. He'll probably say that the media shouldn't talk about the economy any more, or math, and that maybe Paul Krugman should do more to help people with their digital TV conversions.

Anyway, how dull is this guy? Consider this. The article that reports this news in Politico begins with the sentence, "Fresh off his stint as a war correspondent in Gaza, Joe the Plumber is now doing political strategy with Republicans," and ends with the sentence, "Last month, Wurzelbacher did a brief stint as a war reporter for the conservative web site pjtv.com." Normally, you'd wonder where the editor was, allowing the double mention of "stint," but your eyes just glaze over, thinking about this guy.


Anonymous said...

Hehehe...I kind of like having this guy around. Him and Ms. Palin. Reminds all of us why the Republicans are having such a hard time now with their 'brand.' But then, of course, we have the new RNC chair, Michael Steele saying it's not a message problem, it's just a little image problem.


Fred Blosser said...

You couldn't put Jonathan Swift, Sinclair Lewis, Mark Twain, and HL Mencken in a room and have them dream up anything half as mesmerizing as Joe the Plumber, Gov. Palin, and Michael Steele.