Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Headlines that shouldn't be true buta re


Mississippi Coroner Tells Residents To Shoot Intruders

MI county sells injured mom’s home over one tax bill, and will keep
extra $80,000 profit

Sean Hannity worries parents won’t be able to teach kids ‘gays are not
normal’

Doc Took Selfie While Rivers Was Under
(i guess this was her doc too-a good time was had by everybody but Joan)

New Miss America’s talent is baby-killing and handing out whore pills …
some say
(she had the audacity to intern at Planned Parenthood while she was in
college--slut!)


Florida man kills his sister at her 40th birthday party while
attempting ‘Tombstone’ gun stunt

Fox News: Real ‘poor’ people don’t have air conditioners and computers
(this is the douche of douches on fox--which is saying something)

Los Angeles Law Enforcement Officers Kill About One Person A Week

New York pastor's wild 'rectum' rant: NASA Voyager probe proved 'homos'
are perverts

D'Souza To Write About Prison Experience If Sent To Slammer...
(maybe he'll tell the truth for once)

Teen Girl Fatally Shoots Gamer For His PS4 While Her Baby Looks On: Cops

Jon Stewart mocks Joe Scarborough’s hypocritical rant about Hillary
Clinton

Teens charged after Ohio woman guns down intruder wearing Insane Clown
Posse mask

NYC Cop Kicks Street Vendor (VIDEO)
Heart transplant patient alleges nurse forced sex...

Tennessee cheerleaders defy ban on school prayer, lead fans in pre-game
Lord’s Prayer

Fox News: Real ‘poor’ people don’t have air conditioners and computers

If you quit, you can't complain about sexual harassment, financial firm
allegedly told woman

Maddow reveals big lie at heart of Kansas Republican’s campaign ‘reboot’

Judge blocks release of probe into shooting of unarmed CA teen by cops
after phony 911 call

NYC man puts obscene photos in window to taunt immigrant family next
door

Irate banker, tired of barking dog, shoots wrong corgi in front of
horrified neighbors

We have a winner! Elisabeth Hasselbeck is first Fox host to link NFL
scandals to Benghazi

‘Sovereign citizen’ battles cops during ‘full-frontal assault’ on GA
courthouse

Funny or Die: Bill Maher’s just using this whole atheist thing to raise
money for Jesus

Bobby Jindal, former biology scholar, won’t say whether he believes in
evolution

Code Pink heckles John McCain’s war talk: ‘You have no authority on
this issue!’

St. Louis grand jury has four months to decide to charge Ferguson
officer Darren Wilson
(killer copl'll walk & probably be governor someday)

Televangelist claims apocalyptic ‘expertise’ to hawk ‘End of the World’
survivalist gear on website

‘Tea Party Satanist’ says new Detroit temple is too liberal and full of
atheists

Rescue Dog Ruins Fun Time By Saving Kid Who Doesn't Need Saving

Japanese Porn Star Featured On Math Book By Mistake

In NYC, It Takes 10 Cops To Arrest One Elmo

Florida Man Accused Of Pleasuring Himself At Yoga Class

CLAIM: Half Iraq's army cannot fight...

'SIEG HEIL': Supermarket prints Nazi slogan on receipts...

STUDY: Artificial Sweeteners May Promote Diabetes...

Bible-pushing Christians open the door for Satanic activity books in
Florida schools

Boehner: I’m Saddled With ‘Knuckleheads’

Dr. Fauci: Ebola Can Be Weaponized

Catholic church prepares for conflict on allowing holy communion for
divorcees
(wow-how modern of you)

Kentucky man shoots wife, then himself after she wrecks SUV while
fleeing from him

A Cincinnati man who tried to break up a fight between two women on a
bus was brutally attacked and robbed by a group of young people who
were enjoying the altercation, WTOV reports. Shahid Sylla was recording
an argument between two women on...

More than 200 wedding guests brawled Saturday night in a Buffalo
country club fracas that required police from seven different agencies
to break it up. A manager at the Orchard Park Country Club denied any
incident had occurred, but witnesses,...

The head of a Texas volunteer border militia has said that he does not
want two members of the group to return when they are released from
jail. According to KRGV TV, K.C. Massey, the leader of the border
patrol militia based at Camp Lonestar in...

‘No, daddy, no!’: Philly dad catches daughter’s boyfriend in bedroom,
shoots him in head

Oklahoma state Sen. Bennett: American Muslims are a ‘cancer in our
nation that needs cutting out’










2 comments:

Bill Crider said...

Here's another one for you:
Playboy Model Cathy Schmitz Marrys Billionaire Richard Lugner, 81

Dan said...

A fine haul this time!

You read them so I don't have to....