Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Headlines that shouldn't be true but are

Police: Denver man shot his wife dead, then asked 7-year-old son to do
the same to him

Maryland suspect reportedly beat man to death, set body on fire, took
victim’s dog for a walk

County Forgives $2.4M in Bad Speed-Camera Tickets8/22/14 | 2:32 PM ET

Suspicious Object Turns out to Be Star Wars Toy8/22/14 | 12:32 PM ET

Kansas police shot unarmed suicidal teen 16 times as family says they
begged them not to

Fox News guest: Was Michael Brown too large to be an ‘unarmed teen’?

Pastor calls to imprison gays for ‘ten years hard labor’ with new
constitutional amendment

Arizona Girl Accidentally Shoots Her Shooting Instructor In The Head

OOPS: County Wrongly Figured Blood-Alcohol Levels8/22/14 | 12:00 PM ET

Man Has Kept All His Nail Clippings In A Jar -- Since 1978!

WATCH: TX police draw guns on mother and young children they mistook
for gun-waving males

CNN host rips Fox for ‘sowing doubt’ with baseless report on officer’s
fractured eye socket

Massachusetts man fears his horns, ’666? forehead tattoo will make a
fair trial impossible

Fox host kicks off two black lawyers after they accuse her of
‘distracting’ from Brown’s death

Someone in Brooklyn Keeps Filling Trash Bags With Pee, and Their
Neighbors Are Not Happy

Iowa GOP Official Warns That Child Migrants Might Be Highly Trained

Another GOP Candidate Says Migrant Kids Might Have Ebola. (They Don't.)

Anti-Israel Protesters in London Defend Hitler...

Cops Accused Of Using Police Database To Screen Women Found On Dating

Texas babysitter reportedly set ‘disrespectful’ kids’ house on fire

Lawyer Wants Seized $125K Wine Collection Back8/22/14 | 11:51 AM ET

UN-BEE-LIEVABLE: 50,000 Bees Living in NYC Ceiling8/22/14 | 11:14 AM ET

California Permits Outdoor Dining With Dogs8/22/14 | 10:09 AM ET

Md. Ban on Grain Alcohol Hurts Violin Makers

German Man Evicted for Squeaky Swing Set Sex

1 comment:

David Cranmer said...

Whew! Each one more absurd (and sad) than the next.