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Anchorage police confirm Palin family involved in heated Saturday night
brawl


The Palin family was reportedly involved in a messy fistfight on
Saturday night that involved at least 20 people in Anchorage, Alaska at
an event sponsored by the annual Iron Dog snowmobile race.
Details are still sketchy, but Wonkette.com reported Thursday morning
that a spokesperson for the Anchorage Police Department confirmed that
members of the Palin family were involved in a public fight in
Anchorage on Saturday night, but that no arrests were made because no
one pressed charges.
“Well, look who is doing some journamalism,” quipped Wonkette editor
and owner Rebecca Schoenkopf, “it is us, yr Wonkette.”
“Anita in the Anchorage Police Department’s communications office is
sitting at her desk at 7:15 a.m. on a Thursday, so probs they are
waiting for a whole mess of calls from Jake Tapper or whatever,”
Schoenkopf continued, “and Anita confirms that a huge bloody mess of a
brawl between multiple subjects took place Saturday night, and that the
Palins were ‘present.’”
Local blogger Jessie Griffin at the Immoral Minority wrote on
Wednesday, “According to the grapevine Track had some altercation with
a person who may or may not have once dated one of the Palin girls.
That led to some pushing and shoving, which escalated somehow to the
family being asked to leave the premises.”
“However before that could happen a certain former abstinence
spokesperson unleashed a flurry of blows at some as of yet identified
individual before being pulled off by by another partygoer, after which
Todd apparently puffed up his chest and made some threatening remarks.
(The “C’ word may have been uttered at one point,)” said the blog.
Alaskan political blogger Amanda Coyne said she was able to piece
together a version of events from sources who witnessed the
out-of-control brawl.
“There’s some sort of unofficial birthday/Iron Dog-type/snowmachine
party in Anchorage. A nice, mellow party, until the Palins show up,”
Coyne wrote. “There’s beer, of course, and maybe other things. Which is
all fine, but just about the time when some people might have had one
too many, a Track Palin stumbles out of a stretch Hummer, and
immediately spots an ex-boyfriend of Willow’s. Track isn’t happy with
this guy, the story goes. There’s words, and more.”
“The owner of the house gets involved, and he probably wished he
hadn’t,” Coyne continued. “At this point, he’s up against nearly the
whole Palin tribe: Palin women screaming. Palin men thumping their
chests. Word is that Bristol has a particularly strong right hook,
which she employed repeatedly, and it’s something to hear when Sarah
screams, ‘Don’t you know who I am!’ And it was particularly wonderful
when someone in the crowd screamed back, ‘This isn’t some damned
Hillbilly reality show!’”
“No, it’s what happens when the former First Family of Alaska comes
knocking. As people were leaving in a cab, Track was seen on the
street, shirtless, flipping people off, with Sarah right behind him,
and Todd somewhere in the foreground, tending to his bloody nose,” she
concluded.
It’s difficult to say how much of this is true, based as it is on what
witnesses claim to have seen and heard.
In an update posted Thursday, Griffin said she spoke to homeowner Chris
Olds, who confirmed that the melee took place in his residence and that
he was repeatedly struck by Bristol Palin.
Anchorage Police confirmed to Griffin that at least 20 people were
involved in the fight, but reports differ as to who started the brawl
and why.

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