Headlines that shouldn't be true but are

Dog 'cleaned' in washing machine sparks anger... Police arrest Delaware teens seen in online video beating mentally challenged man Donald Trump: ‘Political correctness’ made NFL go easy on woman-punching player (huh? Fox hosts giggle that NFL player’s abused girlfriend should learn to ‘take the stairs’ (there was a camera on the elevator when he punched her and knocked her out) Wash. state megachurch closes branches after founder is caught calling women ‘penis homes’ BUS BANDIT:Pajama-Clad 9-Year-Old Steals City Bus Naked, Stick-Wielding Carjacker Gets Hogtied By Highway Drivers: Cops John Oliver: Massive student debt is just like an STD, it ‘will follow you the rest of your life’ Man Jailed After Calling, Texting Ex-Girlfriend 21,807 Times WATCH: NYPD officers take turns beating Bronx man after search turns up nothing (finest cops money can buy) Syracuse University soccer player suspended over video calling classmate ‘f*ggot-*ss n*gger’ Texas boy shoots himself in the face with a shotgun during hunting trip CHECK HER PRIVILEGE White teen in BMW hits three cars, assaults cop in Pennsylvania and doesn’t get shot Israeli cult ‘brainwashed’ Jewish women into having sex with non-Jews for ‘redemption’ Democrats to observe one-year anniversary of ‘Bridgegate’ with ad poking Christie Teacher Pleads Guilty After Giving Student Lap Dance In Class Suspected Drunk Trespasser Proves He's Superman By Jumping Out Window Facebook Photos Show Inmate Drinking, Getting High In Prison