Friday, September 12, 2014

Headlines that shouldn't be true but are


Stephen Colbert’s slam on Fox’s Brit Hume last night was too off-color
for this headline

Cops fatally shoot Utah man carrying a sword, but they won’t say why

Sarah Palin: ‘I owe America a global apology because John McCain should
be our president’

Ben Carson tells Bill O’Reilly: ‘I’m not sure’ that domestic violence
is widespread

Hannity guest: Rice’s wife ‘knocked herself out’ on elevator railing so
he’s the ‘bigger victim’

Mass. woman arrested after three dead babies discovered in filthy
condemned home

Fox’s ‘liberal’ Bob Beckel tells female colleague her legs are why she
has a job

Sarah Palin: ‘I owe America a global apology because John McCain should
be our president’

Stephen Colbert’s slam on Fox’s Brit Hume last night was too off-color
for this headline

Cops fatally shoot Utah man carrying a sword, but they won’t say why

If you’ve had sushi in California in the last four years, you probably
ate tainted ‘flush rice’

After the riots, Ferguson businesses long for normal: ‘People are too
scared to come down’

Texas teen Tyler Holder sentenced to life in prison for rape, murder of
6-year-old neighbor

Michael Dunn will be retried on murder charges for killing 17-year-old
over loud music

Anchorage police confirm Palin family involved in heated Saturday night
brawl

 Witchcraft-obsessed townsfolk try to drive out teen who opened Naughty
Girls Donut Shop

Texas textbooks once again pushing exaggerated claims about religion’s
role in US history

Hannity guest: Rice’s wife ‘knocked herself out’ on elevator railing so
he’s the ‘bigger victim’

ESPN: Ray Rice told NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in June that he hit
his fiancee

Michael Dunn will be retried on murder charges for killing 17-year-old
over loud music

Watch warrantless police raid onKY dive bar: ‘If you’re clean, you get
to go out the front door’

Ben Carson tells Bill O’Reilly: ‘I’m not sure’ that domestic violence
is widespread

STANDING HER GROUND
Colorado woman pointed rifle at kids over boy practicing the clarinet
in yard

SAD
NC deputy won’t be charged after leaving K-9 overnight in hot patrol
car, where the dog died

James Foley’s mother ‘embarrassed and appalled’ by US government actions

Mass. woman arrested after three dead babies discovered in filthy
condemned home


AZ GOP vice-chair calls for sterilizing poor women: If you want a baby,
get a job

Maryland GOP candidate: ‘Women want equality,’ Ray Rice just gave ‘some
of it’ to wife

Road-raging George Zimmerman faces no charges after threatening to
shoot another driver



1 comment:

Dan said...

At this point it's impossible for me to look at John McCain with a straight face. He comes on TV looking like a grim squirrel, and no matter what he's saying, I think: "This is the guy who picked Sarah Palin for a running mate!" and I just break up.